Heat activated
Per My Last Email Mug
Pour in something hot. Watch corporate jargon translate into the honest version. “Regards” has never been so revealing.
The office-safe object with an after-hours opinion.
Ecommerce for the professionally over it
Gift-wrap your exit interview.
SpillTheTea boxes turn workplace frustration into a beautifully petty, highly shareable goodbye. Send one anonymously to a boss, HR team, or favorite corporate survivor.
Low stakes. High catharsis. Zero need to explain yourself.
The anonymous send-off
A farewell with better delivery than your company's feedback process.
What to expect
Petty, not cruel. Loud, not messy.
Made for the reaction
Every detail is designed for the pause, laugh, and inevitable “you have to see this” moment.
Anonymity-friendly
Send a pointed goodbye without turning your out-of-office into a legal memo.
Actually giftable
Beautifully packed objects with just enough office dread baked into every punchline.
The SpillTheTea drop
Three ways to say what the meeting never let you say.
This Could Have Been an Email Candle
Premium soy wax, notes of stale breakroom coffee, and the faintest trace of a calendar invite you declined.
Unsubscribing Farewell Card
Open it for gloriously chaotic elevator music. The unsubscribe button is, unfortunately, physical destruction.
Your last day, packaged
Leave the group chat. Keep the punchline.
Find the gift that says “best of luck with that” without sending another carefully worded Slack message.